Nobody likes to drink alone...

[EnigmaticManiac]

So fun drinking story. New job, just got done with training, owners want to take us out to bar. We go drinking, they are buying pitchers of beer and nachos and pizza, all super nice and awesome. Then we start doing $8 shots of Anejo Patron Tequila. Tasty. Then I get a Long Island Iced Tea, but it is some sort of tye dye one where they use Chambord and Blue Curacao for coloring. Supa Tasty. Then everyone is filtering out, boss pays. Then tells us to keep drinking and to just put it on his tab. So we do, rack up a healthy tab, tell waitress to put it on his tab. "Umm...we can't do that. He signed out for his tab." >.> * *. I got stuck with a $140 bar tab (including $20 tip). I swear I better get paid back for that.

[sike oh]

Any good St. Patrick's Day drinking stories? Cause I don't remember my Saturday....I did make green jello shots and lost count of Irish car bombs at 3...

[FF...]

We don't have St. Patrick's Day here.

Though I do have a drinking story from a while back...

So there's this big party in my hometown every year, which is basically the only time of year that I am in my hometown. It's a lot of fun because you always get to catch up with old friends and acquaintances, and it lasts for 5 days. So the last night I was already pretty wasted, but when the party was over, we had an after party at an old friend's house. At some point I decided enough was enough and I sort of snuck out the back.

So I walked out of the house into the garden, and it was pretty dark there, so i just followed the stone path that was laid out, figuring it would lead me out of the garden. Well, I didn't notice at some point the path stopped and I was walking in the bushes. Then, I also didn't notice that the ground stopped ands I walked right into a ditch. Itwas really * gross, you know with that green crust on it and all muddy, and I went head underwater.

Then, I tried to get back out of the ditch, but it was too slippery, so I had to wade all through that ditch to the other side and there I was finally able to climb up with the help of some branches. Then I wandered home completey soaked and covered in crust.

I also lost my new phone in that ditch somewhere, and we kind of tried to dredge it up, it appeared impossible. Someday in the future a bunch of archaeologists may find it.

[sike oh]

Ha, thats awesome.

There's a ditch with a creek running through it between my apartment complex and the closest bar, so about once a month one of my friends wipes out in that ditch and goes to bed soaked

[Alpha]

Hahahaha, I'm drunk right now.

Plus writing up my drunken stories would be like writing up the new bible.

The bible of alcohol.

[sike oh]

Hahahaha, I'm drunk right now.

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I'm just about to start - I'll check back in like an hour to start drunk posting (which most of my posts on here are to begin with)

[Alpha]

Oh sike oh, how I've missed you.

[sike oh]

Bottle of wine downed....currently procrastinating going to bed....since that means the next thing I'll have to do is get ready for work...ugh

[Baka]

My drinking days are behind me....used to drink a 1l bottle of vodka alone like water.
Now it's 3 beers and I'm happy )

[Amanroth]

i'm starting to feel the same way, i will kill a 12 pack over the course of either a night, or two or three, depending on how tired i am from working. but i tend to space it out, and i only drink every 2 or 3 weekends. i'm beginning to get the 2 or 3 day hangovers.

FF: maybe these archaeologists will find your gilf pics and assume that your phone is some sort of sentient robot who was *-bent on nailing grannies? Oh, the absurdity!