Ingress,mofos,do you speak it?!?!

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tl;dr
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write me a story
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Challenge accepted!

Prologue

A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close nearby, a German boy was born, and immediately, people noticed.

A surge of energy swept over the world, draining self-esteem from everyone it touched, until finally, at the moment the cord was cut, it collected itself within the boy.

It was obvious this would be no ordinary boy.

The event that took place was not unfamiliar to the world's population. Rare as it was, it had happened twice before. And those two boys, then aged two and four, felt the disturbance the strongest.

They felt it. They had a new brother.

But it would be long before the three would finally meet.

This is the story of those three boys who, from the moment they were born, were everything you could only dream of being.

This is the story of those three boys who, even as children, made you feel like an ant in their presence.

This is the story of those three boys who, eventually, grew into the men that would save the world in its most dire need of saving.

To be continued....
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Holy * that was good.

CONTINUE!
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Yes, continue.
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I would... But I don't think anyone's coming back anymore to read it :(
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FF... wrote:I would... But I don't think anyone's coming back anymore to read it :(
I'm here and I'm reading it.
I am here to help, BUT don't pester me about trivial stuff.

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I think I'd rather save the rest of the story for the eventual re-reunion another 10 years from now.
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LOL, I should change your name to Gabe Newel

Because that statement is just like HL3
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It's been 6 years and I have waited with baited breath...what thr * is a baited breath anyway?
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